OMG-News

Ok, at first I didn't have anything to write about. But since yesterday I have been collecting topics to tell you about. Topic number 1: Yesterday I was listening to lil news clips on 99 star radio, and they told this story. You know how sometimes kids like to jump out and scare you, or you jump out at them, well, there was this 21 year old guy. And he wanted to scare his mom, so he hid around behind the side of the house, behind some bushes. And he waited, and he waited until his mother came home. When she came home, he then put on a black ski-mask, and jumped out at her, to scare her. She thought it was a robber, and SHOT HIM,with a .357 caliber revolver-- IN THE GROIN, -- TWICE. Then she called the police and turned herself in, after she found out it was her son. And the police told her that they were not sure if her son was simply trying to scare her, that they thought he might really be trying to rob her. I told this story to several people and they were like OMG--then after a minute, it was pretty much the same, "if he only wanted to scare her, then why put on a ski-mask? it was partly his fault, because he shouldn't have had it on". What do you think? LINK (http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/83632112.html)
Topic number 2: This morning on BOB & SHerry, 99 star radio, Sherry was talkin about her ugly cat Mr. giggles, or mr. higgins, or something like that. Anyway, she went on and on to say how ugly he was, and how people don't like for her to talk about her cat. She said he was bald in some spots, and he was now growing hair back, and that her friend Cindy, I think,had knitted him a couple of sweaters to keep him warm. Well, yada, yada, yada, and she said she walked thru to her kitchen, and I guess she had been cookin, and she found mr. giggles up in the fring pan curled up asleep, trying to keep warm, and on top of the stove, might I add.--GROSS--Keep your cat off the freakin stove Sherry. Now nobody wants to eat at your house. She said "Oh, how cute!" and her first instinct was to reach for her camera, but her sudden movement started the cat, and he jumped down. He jumped down because he knew he was doin something that he wasn't suppossed to be doin.
Topic number 3: A girl at work was telling me about a chic she knew. She just got her taxes back, and she recieved a whopping $9,000 --Holy shit Batman! -- How the hell do you get $9,000 back in taxes? Anyway, she went out to buy some new stuff. She went and paid $80 for a new belt @ the cowboy store, she bought new cowboy boots, a new cowboy hat, several new cowboy shirts, and several new cowboy jeans. I thought the cowboy fad was out in the 90's??? Anyway point to this story, she did not pay her bills apparantly. Because they are WITHOUT LIGHTS! Who goes out and blows a buttload of money on crap and continues to live with no electricity when you don't have to? Those new clothes gonna smell right, in about two weeks, with no electric to wash the damn thangs....LMAO!
Well, that's it for now. Chow.