This is not a Tea Party...

So, the Mad-Hatter is Mad, most definitely delusional. The is definitely no tea-party in sight for these critters. As, he sings for himself, with not a care in sight for anything or anyone else. Where, oh my is the Red Queen when you need her? Well, I suppose she doesn't know that the Black queen is tweeting away about all the Gucci she just bought with the Red Queen's credit cards. Ah, the Black Queen & Mad-Hatter has taken over, as they are in CA-hoots with each other. The Red Queen has been kidnapped, she's been shut down with no end in sight. They have had her hidden for almost two weeks now. Somebody do something, I am sorry, but I am rather fond of her, please bring her back.

They have locked the Red Queen away under the jail. They are bleaching her red royal dress, oh my...and threaten her with fire. Black Queen and Mad-Hatter if I may, it was not the Red Queen who was the Shopaholic. I know it may seem that way, but Che-shire the fatty cat spent all that dough. He stole all her credit cards, and ran up the limit on every one of them. Now there's no dough, none. Thanks Che-shire, for rolling in our dough. Don't ya think you got baked enough? You see, Che-shire the fatty cat is the Black Queen's favorite pet. They left those plastics smokin' But of course she promised him cat-nip in exchange for the plastic.

With no plastic, no paper, no nothing, of course we can't afford tea for the tea party now. The Mad-Hatter celebrates silently under his breath. As the Red Queen is to be sentenced to death for "murdering the Mad-Hatter's Tea Party". And for that they will set a blaze to the woods where all the tea parties take place. We will be forever stuck at 4:19 am.

Alice will be without a job, for she will not be able to put food on the table. 350,000 Hares are ordered back to the woods to keep switching places, and asking unanswerable riddles. These Hares are demanded to work with no carrots in sight due to the decision of the Mad-Hatter. Someone check his hat, I think the Mercury has gotten to him.

The Mad-Hatter wants to cut up all of the credit cards, melt all of the gold, and burn all of the paper. Don't you know it's not nice Hatter, just because you are Mad, to take it out on the Red Queen. Your going to cause catastrophe if you burn the forest, it could keep going forever with no Hares in sight to put it out. We could lose billions of trees Hatter.

The Mad-Hatter waves his hand around dismissing the warning. "A lot of false exaggerations" says the Mad-Hatter in his confused speech and distorted vision. "Red Queen trees won't collapse".

OR WILL THEY? The Red Queen is about to enter a financial crisis and recession that would drive Alice away or worse. The financial crisis will plunge the forest into the worst recession since the Tea Party Depression we saw when we looked into the Glass.

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Characters by: Lewis Carroll

Photos by:
http://www.geekologie.com/
http://ramascreen.com/
deviantart.net

Story by: Jennifer Hall writing as Jewel Mundy

Based on: Gov't shutdown enters 2nd week, no end in sight
http://news.yahoo.com/govt-shutdown-enters-2nd-week-no-end-sight-074025328--politics.html


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